I'm helping Mom this month because she is so busy getting her desk &
other business things in order before she gets really really busy! She
already warned us kittys that we weren't going to see much of her in a
couple weeks. We are half sad because we will miss mommy-
but the other half is doing happy dancing because that miserable rotten
beast will be with her. I've been having some conversations with Shaney
to see if we can some how rig up the door on mommy's truck so that when
she turns a corner the door falls open & Max
falls out! Hopefully Mommy won't notice & that'll be it! 1-2-3: gone
is he !! hehehehe The others: Sammy,
won't help because they say he's not all that bad. Geeeez- he must be
running one of those brainwashing cult things! Guess I'll have to start
some deprogramming when they are gone a lot. Sigh- I know it will cut
into my already busy schedule, but I suppose someone has to make the sacrifice
& I will give up 1 out of my 17 naps for a good cause. Well, enough
of that subject- I shudder to even mention his name- ick!!!!
You want to hear about our horrible traumatic few weeks?
It was a horror story- not to be read if you are sensitive about disgusting
things. It was around 6 weeks ago when one night there was a terrible
absolute worse-- our outside fell in! I'm not sure the exact way to describe-
mommy says something about chicken wire?? Sometimes I don't know how she
gets through a day-I know for a fact that I or none of us have EVER seen
a chicken out there! Believe me-we would know & we would have a mighty
tasty dinner that day! The only way I can explain it is the sky fell down!
Sky is up -right? Well-daddy put a bunch of things in our entrance to
the outside & we pushed & pushed but we couldn't go out! I'm sure
many of you are now squeeming & wish you hadn't read this but I warned
you! So we had to stay in this house under arrest for days & weeks!
Sidney & Sarena did make a daring escape one day- I slept thru it,
sigh. It wasn't for long because daddy saw them & started running
around yelling & mommy went out & chased them back inside where
daddy then sealed back up the door. oh- our door, not mommy's -she got
back in! So for many days we stared forlornly out the glass holes that
we can't get thru. Then finally one day daddy came with new sky &
we were free again! Just in time too because one of our favorite things
to do in alll the world is see which one of use can leave the longest
trail of muddy paw prints!!
of us can keep up with mommy tho this year- she comes home every time
almost with mud all over her. She's a silent game participant tho because
she keeps blaming dog buddys- sigh, poor lady is in denial. But she is
wayyyy ahead of the rest of us in the mud game. We laughed
really hard one day when she came home with mud on the back & side
of her shirt! That was funny enough but then she was mumbling
about how she had worn a coat & somehow
a dog's muddy paws got under her coat & onto her shirt & she didn't
know until she was following a nurse into her doctor's exam room! hahahahahahahaha
There she was in front of lots of people covered in dog mud prints!! Oh
my, we just laughed & laughed until nap time! I'm not sure who that
dog is but he wins paws down the Muddy Print contest! So most of our days
we watch mommy go out, come home, change clothes, go out, come home, change
clothes, etc etc etc! I think we need kitty-chiropractors for our necks!
Then there is the dog we pay to beat up-eeks, I wasn't suppose to say
that-anyone know how to delete?? no,darn-- buddys- disregard that last
statement- there is a dog that plays with Max & knocks him down in
the mud & mom says they roll around & around & when they are
done the other dog who is a Trooper
yellow lab becomes a Trooper chocolate lab! At this points she laughs
but I don't understand-anyone out there can tell me-What is a Trooper?
Sometimes when mommy comes home she has these papers
in her bag she calls contracts (?) To me they are paper, sometimes I don't
understand how that lady gets thru life. I've seen her type into this
the names that are on those papers so here goes: Lawrence,
Bella, Louie, Sonny & Max, Emma, Wimsey & Dickens, Kobe &
Jessie. Ok-what else? what? ooopss- wait, sammy saying something-------------------------
OHHHHH--hehe -sorry, I thought she just listed the names but Sammy tells
me I'm supposed to say something about them. hmmmmm. They are cats or
dogs. Ok & on to--- huh? wha----------- This is Sammy- The first 4
of mom's new buddys are beautiful kittys that she visited recently. Lawrence
is a kitty like Shey & Suzi- a Birman! & he is 19 yrs old! wow!!
Gussy she says she only saw hiding in a corner, but Sable & Cleo were
out for petting & toys! The rest of the names are new buddys mom met
but hasn't visited with them yet so there will be more about them in upcoming
newsletters. OK-back to Suzi now, I have a dog to aggrevate til he chases
me so I can watch him get yelled at! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Suzi here again- soo sorry! Wow, I didn't know all that, must have been
busy pruning my gorgeous fur during those parts of her letters. Speaking
of which- I should get back to that because any minute nowwill be time
for my nap.
I know Mommy would want to say for all of you to have
a very Happy, Safe & Fun Filled Easter! Mommy will see many of you
in a few days & she is very very happy about that! I'm sure she will
be back next month!