this has gone on long enough so I decided to take matters into my own
little paws-this is Suzi taking over the computer while Mom continues
to whimper in the corner & pull out the last couple remaining hairs
in her head.
hey----I'm here tooo-Sarena,
sigh-always last, Sarena.
OK Sarena- fine, but
I'm doing the typing.
Yeah,yeah, yeah for
now-but you are much older & I'm sure will need to use the litterbox
waaayy before me!
OK-I told the little
imp there was food in her dish so she'll be gone awhile- Now, here's whats
going on -the best I can understand it. It has to do with the box that's
under this typing thingy. Mom always says she has to drive to visit you
guys & she goes out in the BIG WORLD, gets
in that box that has balls on the bottom-& it rolls away with her
& that disgusting beast in it. Unfortunately the beast always comes
back, ugh. I must train Mom--anyway, I'm getting off the track. So-you
can imagine my surprise when she was talking about a drive but took the
box under this typing thingy out & put it in the other drive &
away it went. Now that didn't come back- ummmm Hello??? if that doesn't
come back whats up with the smelly idiot? The next day she came back &
brought the thingy drive back in-but now its bigger & black.
Exxcuuuse meeee- Sarena
here, Suzi- you better watch your back next time you are drinking water!!!
I will take over now-Suzi has to peeee!! haha haha So-Mom gets the drive
thingy all attached to these, ummmm-kinda look like a leash only these
go into the wall from the thingy box. So after all those were attached
she has huge grin on her face & sits down to look at this picture
screen. Seems everything was going well-life was great-then after hours
Mommy's grin wasn't so big & thats when she started blubbering.
I'm back- Suzi again,
Sarena was playing with the Cat Charmer & well--
umm-she's a little tied up right now. So it seems that this new box thingy
Mom got doesn't have the same information in it that the other thingy
had. Even tho she said it's on her back-up. I guess if it was on her back-down
she'd be able to read it. So all these lists of all you guys are gone.
She said she found some but the lists are old & so many things have
changed since then.
when I'm not last, Suzi is gonna pay---so the main thing Mom is upset
about is right here where I'm typing. Is it called typing when it's paws
that are hitting the buttons? I'll have to ask Sammy about that- he knows
everything & he doesn't get mad or hiss. oops-off track. So I heard
Mom when she was talking to herself with each hair she pulled out that
a lot of the addresses in this typing area are wrong.
Suzi here- what she's
saying is that the addresses are outdated & some buddy's emails have
changed but she doesn't have that info anymore. She didn't have that info
anywhere else like her other lists. So
she's planning to send out this letter-but I'm making it instead-&
wanted to tell you that if you are reading this on paper that you recieved
by that uniformed person, and you have an email that comes to you by little
invisible uniformed persons, then please send the invisible people back
to Mommy so she knows your address & can add it to her book.
mooove-- Sarena now:
Mommy said if you have an email address but you got this note on paper
then you need to send her your address.
I just said!
You did not Suzi-if
that's what you had just said then you would've said Mommy said if you
have an email address but you got this note on paper then you need to
send her your address, & that's NOT what you said!
Kids! & she wonders
why she's last. So Mommy said that is the biggest problem. She is also
having trouble with her calendar but she has one on her desk that she
makes these marks on with a pen, I guess they are letters, so at least
she's good for awhile there. The rest of the things not in the box thingy
she can put back in there but it will take time- time is my bowl is full,
I eat, its empty, I wait, & its full again. So she asks that all you
fluffy buddies be patient & if the uniformed persons, real or invisible
bring you something thats not right just whisper it into her ear. But
don't make her cry-pleeease!
OK already Suzi- you
know Mom wants everyone to know about the new fluffy buddies now. So here
we go-We have: Elli Elli bo-belly, banana nana jo jelly, fee fy fo felly-Elli!!
Ohhh dear heavens
-what ever did I do--- Sarena- the kennel outside is filled to the top
with whip-cream----- good she's gone again. Mommy
truly enjoyed meeting Elli,
the first Burnese Mountain Dog in our family. She has visited Riley
before but now finally has his picture! This time when she visited with
their dog Brandon
was there. She got the picture of Caruso now even tho he is still has
some fur growing in. She had a house full when she went to care for Itter,
& the kittens who were waiting for homes: Piggy
The good news? They both found a home! Wiggles didn't have to move!! haha-pushovers!
She kept pouring water in her eye so her people thought she had a eye
problem! good for you Wiggles! There's also the dog Satie
living with all those cats. . At another house she met Simba-- funny,
he doesn't look anything like he did in the movie! Finally she met baby
that now terrorizes Lucy
the way Lucy did to Emma!
What did I miss---
Wiggles Wiggles go giggles, bana---------------------------*%@&!
That catches everyone
up now I believe. Mommy told me the other night she was going to be very
busy the next week & wouldn't be home much. She probably won't be
back & capable of doing this newsletter again til August. Whatever
little "in between eating" she
has she will be trying to make the box thingy fill up with names. She
will also be under severe strict training with me on how to not return
with the hairy, smelly, ugly, boogie-dog, ogre, icky poo-poo beast.
Have a great 4th of
July! May the booms not scare you!
Y-s h-p-y 4-h J-l-y! h-rd t- t-yp w-th p-ws s-ov-d in-o m-lk r-ng.